Strange and/or funny quote 16


Auivilxa Did you like me instantly?
Auivilxa When did you fall in love with me?
ivan_braginski Last night.
ivan_braginski When we were in bed.
Auivilxa Which is the best age to marry?
ivan_braginski 12.
Auivilxa What is the thing you love most about me?
ivan_braginski Pasta.
Auivilxa What is on your bedside table?
ivan_braginski A cup of shut the fuck up
Auivilxa If you had a lot of money, where would we go on vacation?
Auivilxa Name one of my body parts you simply love?
ivan_braginski .The bananas.
Auivilxa What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
ivan_braginski Your crotch.
Auivilxa Can you share 3 good points about me?
ivan_braginski You
ivan_braginski You're stupid, you're nice, and you're stupid.
Auivilxa If you have the chance, what would you probably say to your beloved one?
ivan_braginski Hi.
Auivilxa Have you ever lied to me and if so, why?
ivan_braginski Yes, because you are stupid.
Auivilxa If you found someone's wallet and there was a $100 bill inside, what would you do with it?
ivan_braginski Eat it.
Auivilxa How many girls or guys have you slept with?
Auivilxa When you have sexual fantasies, who do you usually think of?
ivan_braginski Ten, six from darvince.
ivan_braginski My friends.
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